America: You’re Funny- Halloween

You America have scared most of your parents’ shitless with endless Amber alerts and kidnapped children on TV. Kids would rather die than go to ask help from a stranger and immigrant parents that come to US from countries where kids like me ran wild all over town until late into the night, lock their kids up for fear of rampant kidnappers who are everywhere. So isn’t it surprising after all the “No candy from a stranger,” that you would confuse your children by once a year, sending them out with a specific purpose of getting candy from countless strangers?

What kind of message are you trying to send?  What is wrong with this holiday when millions of kids go begging door to door asking candy from strangers? It is totally awesome I know, but it is also very funny when you look at it from the side.

America, you’re funny.

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