Religion Miracles Over Time

Pagans: Controls Weather.

Ancient Jews: Creates a flood and kills all people.

Later Jews: Turns a stick into a snack and lowers the tide.

Christians: Turns water to wine.

Muslims: Provides Virgins.

Evangelicals: Will kill everyone except Evangelicals.

Mormons: Told a guy some stories and buried books under a tree.

Scientologists: Magic alien stuff in the blood.

Heaven’s Gate: Will give you a ride on a comet if you kill yourself.

It appears people have more and more realistic expectations from God over time.

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