There are many reasons why God is an Asshole, but kids has to be the biggest one. I mean I just spent three hours trying to put my almost three year old daughter to sleep. She demanded to play then wouldn’t go to bath then wouldn’t get out of bath. Hit me, hit my wife, got out of bed, got in bed, asked for cuddles, asked for food, asked if we’re happy, said she loves us so much, asked if we’re hungry and said she has to talk to me. Then she started doing farting sounds while we tried to put her baby sister asleep. All in all, this routine went on for three hours.
I mean in her defense she had 10 hours of sleep and I had six. She didn’t have to work all day. She has lots of energy and hasn’t seen us, her favorite humans most of the day.
Point is, after millions of years of evolution, these off spring of ours suck so much energy, are so annoying and yet so cute, that only intelligent asshole design could do this. It’s like God gives us what he has to deal with: cute prayers and pleading sad humans at time of distress and need, and complete assholes. It’s like God wanted us to understand just how much he wanted to wipe us out sometimes. I mean how is it different from us wiping out a species or destroying a mountain top and a child breaking your favorite china or wrecking your car? How is it different between us destroying a pefectly good river or piece of land with a child wasting expensive education?
In someways, it’s not asshole at all, it is actually perfectly logical to give man a taste of what it is like to be so angry and annoyed to the point of breaking point and yet knowing that this is still your greatest creation and so sadly, you really can’t do anything about it.
not-rushin 